Note to Millennials: Before You Take Over...
The Atlantic reports that those of you in your 20s and early 30s are set to overtake the Baby Boomers (myself included) in population this year.
I'm going to assume (and hope) this also means taking responsibility for the country, generally.
If this is the case and you are willing to shoulder the burden for the economy, defense, the courts, the water shortage in California, Britney (oh yeah, she's one of you; never mind), college costs, global warming (our doing, but we're more than happy to hand it off), the 2016 election results, the Texas school book purchasing program, Social Security, the Blue Bell ice cream crisis (a real heartbreaker), Hubble, and a few other things I'm forgetting, thank you and good luck.
Before I sign off, one more thing: Power Ball hasn’t been particularly generous with me, so if you have any pull there, a big win would be awesome.
Until then, again, thank you and all the best (no kidding).